Amazon Acquires Catholic Church

Amazon Acquires Catholic Church

ROME—Amazon has acquired the Roman Catholic Church according to documents the E-commerce giant filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission last week. The acquisition comes in the context of financial distress signals from The Holy


Kenny Rogers Folds Pocket Aces

TUNICA, MS—Kenny Rogers decided he knew when to walk away from a Texas Hold’Em tournament at the Horseshoe Casino, a spokesman for the casino reported.  After building an early chip lead, Rogers had been roasted