YELLOWSTONE, WY—The U.S. National Park Service is now recommending that campers bring their own protection bear when hiking or camping in areas where bears are a known threat. “Bears are the greatest apex predators on …
NEW YORK—The History Channel venerated the ending of the network’s actual history programming in a ceremony Wednesday. The somber event was attended by the stars of History’s current lineup of popular-but-not-history-related reality and dramatic shows. …
ROME—Amazon has acquired the Roman Catholic Church according to documents the E-commerce giant filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission last week. The acquisition comes in the context of financial distress signals from The Holy …
HOUSTON—Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen has nearly accomplished his goal of creating a genetically miniaturized camel that can fit through the eye of a needle, a church spokesman reported Thursday. According to the spokesman, Osteen has …
STATEN ISLAND—Market researcher Jason Melba was checking online news websites trying to find details about the alarming events that appeared to be happening outside his downtown office when his Ultrabook running Windows 10 began restarting …
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump helped hide the Easter eggs for the White House Easter Egg Roll, bucking the widely held belief that he doesn’t participate in public events. Swaggering onto the White House lawn carrying …
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—A fun corporate team building event at a karaoke bar is about to turn into an awkward night of regret, DeAndre Washington reported Friday. According to Washington, the evening began to turn when one …
TUNICA, MS—Kenny Rogers decided he knew when to walk away from a Texas Hold’Em tournament at the Horseshoe Casino, a spokesman for the casino reported. After building an early chip lead, Rogers had been roasted …
LAS VEGAS, NV—Jesus is answering prayers today, the Associated Press reported, citing first-hand accounts that Christ made it rain in drought-stricken South Sudan, as well as in Sweat, an exclusive Las Vegas club. Officials have reported …
© Two Fools News, LLC