Amazon Acquires Catholic Church
Business

Amazon Acquires Catholic Church

ROME—Amazon has acquired the Roman Catholic Church according to documents the E-commerce giant filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission last week. The acquisition comes in the context of financial distress signals from The Holy

Entertainment

Kenny Rogers Folds Pocket Aces

TUNICA, MS—Kenny Rogers decided he knew when to walk away from a Texas Hold’Em tournament at the Horseshoe Casino, a spokesman for the casino reported.  After building an early chip lead, Rogers had been roasted

Politics

President’s Daily Brief Supplied by Hanes

WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump’s daily brief is now being supplied by Hanes, according to Counter Terrorism Adviser Thomas Bossert. Trump was reportedly attracted to the XXL Hanes brief, specifically for it’s tagless design which he thought