Captain America Painful Passes Infinity Stone

Captain America Passes Infinity Stone

AVENGERS FACILITY, UPSTATE NY—Steve Rogers, better known as Captain America, passed an Infinity Stone through his urethra Friday, Nick Fury reported. According to Fury, the stone in question was the Soul Stone, one of the


Kenny Rogers Folds Pocket Aces

TUNICA, MS—Kenny Rogers decided he knew when to walk away from a Texas Hold’Em tournament at the Horseshoe Casino, a spokesman for the casino reported.  After building an early chip lead, Rogers had been roasted