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February 6, 2023

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Achilles Hopes to Be Remembered for Shredded Abs
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This Moment in History: Achilles Hopes to Be Remembered for Shredded Abs

April 18, 2018

THESSALY, GREECE—Achilles, king of the Myrmidons, insists that his ab muscles will be the foundation of his enduring legend. “I do a thousand crunches a day”, Achilles reported while displaying his impressive six-pack. “My name …

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This Moment In History: Eugenics Philosophy Begins Because of Eugene

March 28, 2018

BIRMINGHAM, UK—A new school of thought on genetic desirability called “eugenics” is starting to evolve.  Sir Francis Galston, a polymath  in statistics and anthropology began studying the phenomenon that he named after Eugene, a subject he had …

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This Moment in History: St. Patrick Hopes to Be Celebrated with Mass Consumption of Iced Tea

March 17, 2018

ALCUITH, IRELAND—On his deathbed, witnesses reported that St. Patrick asked that his life of prayer and dedication to Christ be remembered by the somber consumption of large quantities of iced tea. “Let this day become …

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This Moment In History: Edmund Hillary Celebrates First Successful Everest Summit Bid

March 9, 2018

KATHMANDU, NEPAL—In what has been hailed as one of the greatest achievements in the 20th century, Edmund Hillary was the first man to conquer Mount Everest, the world’s highest mountain, setting foot on its summit …

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