Asshole Brings Unopened Can to Potluck
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Asshole Brings Unopened Can to Potluck

COLUMBUS, OH—An otherwise successful PTO potluck dinner was marred by the contribution of an unopened can by an unknown guest. Maria Gonzalez, president of the local parent teacher organization, was hosting a potluck dinner for

Cat Decides Owner Not Worth $5,000 Surgery
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Cat Decides Owner Not Worth $5,000 Surgery

SAN FRANCISCO—Oscar, a seven-year-old mixed-breed Maine Coon, received an estimate last Thursday for an upcoming appendectomy surgery for his owner Jamie Doughty, a 30-year-old San Franciscan. After examining the statement from Saint Francis Memorial Hospital,