HOUSTON—Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen has nearly accomplished his goal of creating a genetically miniaturized camel that can fit through the eye of a needle, a church spokesman reported Thursday. According to the spokesman, Osteen has …
NORTH ATLANTIC—Tensions between orcas and dolphins have been simmering all summer long, but hopeful signs of progress between the two marine mammals was reported Tuesday. Apparently it was the awesomeness of blowholes, the most prominent …
ANTWERP—A shocking report published by Belgian gemologist Hilde Vermeulen has overturned long-standing conventional wisdom that children are precious. “In fact, children do not meet the criteria for a ‘precious’ grading,” Vermeulen said. “Out of the …
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